Signs To Know You Are Dating A Womanizer
My sister, open your eyes. If your man is doing these ones, he is not a boyfriend, he is the Public Relations Officer for all women.
1. His phone is always on DND.
His phone is always face-down, on silent, on airplane mode, inside pocket, inside freezer. You can never see his screen. If you mistakenly touch his phone, he will jump like NEPA just bring light.
2. He has plenty female “besties” and “cousins”.
Every girl is “just my friend,” “na my sister,” “na my cousin from my mother side.” Oga has more sisters than Mary Slessor.
3. He is too sweet with words.
He sabi sweet talk pass Kilishi seller. “You are different,” “I have never felt like this before” — sister, he has told 17 girls that same line this week.
4. He never posts you, but he is always online.
He can post his food, his shoes, his dog, his POS business, but he can never post you. Yet he is viewing all the big ikebe girls on Instagram story by 2am.
5. He is always busy on weekends.
Monday to Friday he loves you. Saturday and Sunday — “Babe I dey busy, I get family meeting.” Family meeting every weekend? Na lie.
6. Different perfumes.
You will start perceiving different female perfumes on his shirt. He will say na his female colleague hug am. Sister, how many colleagues dey hug am per day?
7. He doesn’t want to define the relationship.
If you ask “What are we?” he will say “Why you dey rush? Let things flow.” Yes, things are flowing — flowing to 5 other girls.
8. His exes are still calling.
His phone will ring, “My ex just dey disturb me, I don block am.” But every day ex dey disturb. You be INEC office?
9. He compliments every woman.
He will tell you your friend is fine, your sister is hot, even your mother looks young. Oga eye no dey rest.
My sister, na womanizer you dey date. Pack your slippers and run before he adds you to his WhatsApp broadcast list.
